Примерный транскрипт- Hello and welcome to a special Children in Need minisode of Doctor Who! And not just any minisode - this is a prequel to the Christmas special. Now, if you remember, when last seen, the Doctor said goodbye to his best friend Rory and to Amelia Pond, the woman who will never be replaced in his hearts. - Hi! - Hi. - Oh, don't worry, she won't be watching. - Of course, not - She is in LA - Exactly. Roll the minisode! - Do we really call them that? - Yeah, minisodes! That's what they're called! It's a cool name! Roll the minisode!
The Great Detective - In London in the time of queen Victoria there were many tales of a remarkable person also known as the Great Detective. I refer, of course, to madam Vastra, the lizard woman of Paternoster Road, and her extraordinary adventures, her beautiful assistant, Jenny Flint, and their mysterious henchman, Strax, whose countenance was too abominable to be photographed. - What? - There were also accounts (??) of the fourth member of the Paternoster Gang. A shadowy figure, whose assistance was only sought in [...] emergencies. - I'm so glad you came. We have news, I think, of particular interest to you. There was a meteor shower in the South West, unexpected timing and density. I've calculated, there's a 34% chance it is the results of alien intervention. ... 24%. Well, it... They could just be meteors, but it's worth looking into. There's a very pleasant tearoom in the area. - Also, there is a professor [...], who is claiming, he's gonna split the world with a giant drill through the thinest part of the Earth crust. I think, we should investigate. I mean, does [...] giant drill, and he's not really a professor, and he was a bit drunk at the time, and singing a bit, but, you know, it's never too early to... investigate a drill. - I've declared war on the Moon. - Do be quiet, Strax. - Too long the Moon has hovered unmonitored and unsuspected in the sky. It has gained an enourmous tactical advantage! - There's noone living there. - Then it is clearly time to act! They won't suspect a thing. - Who won't suspect a thing? - Moonites. - Why do you keep doing this? What is the point? I've told you. I keep telling you. I don't do this anymore. I've retired. - There's a man on Praed street with an invisible wife. May be he just... doesn't have a wife. - You're wasting your time. - Merry Christmas! - I think, he means it. - Yes, my dear. I rather think, he does. - Damn Moon.
- There you go! The Doctor has retired. This Christmas the Earth will face terrible, terrible danger. But! As all humanity hangs in the balance, will anyone be able to persuade the Doctor to save the day? - Yes. - Right, well, so much for dramatic tension. Blimey, Jenna! Right! See you later for the very first showing of the Christmas trailer. - See you later!
Примерный транскрипт- And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the very first look at the Doctor Who Christmas trailer, which is, of course, the very first episode to feature miss Jenna-Louise Coleman. - Second. - Oh, yeah, you were in the Dalek one, weren't you. - Yep. - Playing a different character. - Yep. Totally different character. - Who died. - Yep, I did. - And got turned into a dalek. - Ouch! - So you couldn't be the same character at Christmas. That would be just impossible. - No way. - Roll the trailer.
The Snowmen. - There's a man called the Doctor. He lives on a cloud in the sky. And what he does all day, every day is to stop all the children in the world ever having bad dreams. - Am I going to have the nightmare tonight? - When you find something brand new in the world, something you've never seen before, what's the next thing you look for? - Doctor! - A grenade! - The Doctor doesn't help people. - What's your name? - Clara. - What is this?! - I said I'd feed you. I didn't say who to. - Listen to me. The snow's feeding of your thoughts. - It will built an army of ice. It will be the last day of humanity on this planet.
Мне ужасно нравится Дженна И я окончательно запуталась в Кларе Особенно с этими намёками: "So you couldn't be the same character at Christmas. That would be just impossible. - No way."
О, этот голос за кадром в приквеле и сказка о Докторе в трейлере! Здравствуй, Моффат, давно не виделись.
А ещё я представляю себе, как это будет звучать в русской озвучке: "Снеговики! Автор сценария - Стивен Моффат".
ПрочееМоффат тут сказал: "The Doctor at Christmas is one of my favourite things – but this year it’s different. He’s lost Amy and Rory to the Weeping Angels, and he’s not in a good place: in fact, he’s Scrooge." Вот я не знаю, то ли у них такие чоткие промки, то ли у нас с ним открылся астральный канал, потому что за несколько дней до этого я написала: "Такое чувство, что в этот раз три призрака придут к нему."
Особенно с этими намёками: "So you couldn't be the same character at Christmas. That would be just impossible. - No way."